I Was A Baby When I Got Into This Line — Funny Retro Quote T-Shirt
This classic cotton tee carries a cheeky, bold statement that speaks to those who've stood in long airport lines. Soft, sturdy fabric and a timeless crew neck make it a go-to for rehearsals, open mics, late-night sets, or simply lounging while telling stories. The high-contrast typographic print sits center and back, letting the message lead every conversation. It wears like an everyday staple but reads like an inside joke—comfortable, honest, and quietly proud.
Wear it to warm up before a show, to catch up with fellow veterans at meetups, or when you want to spark a laugh while running errands. The relaxed fit and dependable construction mean it moves with you from backstage to breakfast without fuss. This shirt is for people who appreciate craft, history, and a good line delivered with confidence.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for breathable durability
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and long-lasting fit
- Direct-to-Garment and Direct-to-Film printing for crisp, detailed front/sleeve/inner label graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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