T‑Shirt — “Fail Me Once • Fail Me Twice” Funny Statement Tee

$31.64

Gildan Colors: White

Clothing sizes: S

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Light, direct, and a little unapologetic. This classic cotton tee wears a short, punchy message—’Fail Me Once’ on the chest and ‘Fail Me Twice’ across the back—in a slightly vintage serif that reads like a quiet challenge. It sits easily in everyday life: worn under a jacket for a meeting that needs a little edge, thrown on for coffee with friends who appreciate dry humor, or packed for a weekend when plans (and people) can be unpredictable. The shirt keeps things simple so the words do the work—clean lines, breathable cotton, and a lived-in feel that softens with every wash.

Softness and structure come together here: a medium-weight Gildan tee with a neat crew neckline and a relaxed, classic fit that’s comfortable for long days. The printing uses crisp techniques for clear type on both front and back, and a tear-away label keeps the neck itch-free. Ethically produced cotton and OEKO-TEX certification mean the shirt feels responsible as well as familiar.

This is for the person who values straightforward honesty and dry wit. It fits into routines where small statements speak louder than explanations—weekend markets, late-night drives, or the slow Sunday that follows a chaotic week.

Product features
- 100% US cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Classic relaxed fit with ribbed crew neckline and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Crisp dual-printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main front/back designs
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety
- Made in Nicaragua; ethically sourced cotton with 2-year EU warranty and regulatory compliance

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

Fabric

Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric

Without side seams

Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar without seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Fiber composition

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;

Age restrictions

For adults

Warranty

EU warranty - 2 years

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua

Dual Printing Techniques

Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.

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