If Your Head Were Exploding Tee

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.75	19.75	20.75	22.75	24.75	26.75	28.75
Length, in	26.25	27.25	27.75	28.75	29.75	30.25	31.25
Size tolerance, in	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00

This oversized boxy tee speaks with quiet wit. The simple black text on soft white cotton reads like a private joke—subtle, a little sardonic, and strangely comforting. It drapes loosely over the shoulders with a dropped-sleeve silhouette that invites slow mornings, long walks, and coffee-shop afternoons. The medium-weight fabric holds its shape while feeling breathable and lived-in. Wear it layered under a jacket or alone as a statement that doesn’t shout: just a wink for those who get it.

For someone who prefers humor threaded through daily life, this tee becomes part of the rhythm: reaching for it on lazy weekends, tossing it into travel bags for low-key outings, or pulling it on after a long day to relax and unwind. The tear-away label and durable double-stitched hems mean it will soften without losing its character—exactly the kind of reliable piece that quietly earns a place in a favorite rotation.

Product features
- 100% combed & ring-spun cotton (varies by color) for a soft hand
- Relaxed, oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders for easy layering
- Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) — breathable but substantial
- Double-needle stitching at sleeve, neck and hem for durability
- Tear-away label for comfort and effortless wear

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean