Graphic Tee — "Professional Asshole" Minimalist Slogan Shirt

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.75	19.75	20.75	22.75	24.75	26.75	28.75
Length, in	26.25	27.25	27.75	28.75	29.75	30.25	31.25
Size tolerance, in	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00

A relaxed, oversized tee that speaks with dry humor. The soft, midweight cotton drapes with a boxy silhouette and dropped shoulders, carrying a bold, witty slogan across the chest. It sits easy in everyday life—desk mornings, long commutes, or slow weekends—letting the wearer state their mood without shouting. The fabric feels substantial yet breathable, and reinforced seams hold up to frequent wear. Tear-away label keeps the neckline comfortable. This is for someone who leans into sarcasm and wants clothing that matches a candid, slightly rebellious sense of self.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; Athletic Heather 90/10 cotton/polyester
- Medium weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) with relaxed, boxy drape
- Dropped shoulders for a casual, roomy fit
- Double-needle stitching at sleeve, neck, and hem for durability
- Tear-away label and airlume combed ring-spun cotton for soft comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean